There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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