ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper