She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.