dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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