You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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