Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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