didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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