this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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