Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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