my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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