just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Boobs speak an international language.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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