i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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