Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
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how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I think i got beer on your cat.
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