I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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