In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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