party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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