i think my mom watched the whole time
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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