you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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