It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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