forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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