If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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