Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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