super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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