Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
