Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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