porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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