You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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