btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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