you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Sorry about my life...
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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