party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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