she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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