I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
he fucked my hip out of place.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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