i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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