Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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