Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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