If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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