Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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