best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
