maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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