I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I just blew my weed a kiss
Sext me about skeletons
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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