So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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