there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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