Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
