why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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