How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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