PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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