I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
You left your phone here
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