So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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