I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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