But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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