i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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