Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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