you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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