As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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