so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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