Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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