Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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